paulweasley:

i heard all my family laughing without me so naturally i walk into the room to see what is going on and

my sister thought she would see how far into the box she could get and my parents thought it would be amusing to push her legs so she got further into it and she’s stuck

mum and dad are just laughing isntead of helping her omg what is happenign i cant breathe

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

menmas-booty:

menmas-booty:

There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too.

For those who might doubt me

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

at least i run faster than internet explorer

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

darrynek:

wait puberty hold on you forgot the part where i become attractive