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The Menstrual Minstrel - Darren Criss

It’s that time of the month
Bad times are flowing
The menstrual cycle has begun
It’s a bad time of the month
Your cramps are slowing you down
And well that isn’t fun
You could use something for all your mood swings
Some voltaren, amotto, while your temple sings
La da dai la da dai da da dai da da dai dai dai
First time’s confusing,
What should you do
Should you tell your mum, or your dad
The way you are losing
parts of your fluids
And by most accounts that’s bad
And then you get older, get used to those things
Like menstrual odours as your pubic hair sings
La da dai la da dai da da dai da da dai dai dai
It’s not that it’s bleeding
It’s freeing the bad signs in you
It’s just what you’re needing
Next month you will bleed anew
Now that it’s over
You can go back to your life as it was before
The tampons box is empty
You don’t need to worry about those damn things any more
Something is missing
A vaginal song
A tune that you’re wishing
You could sing along
La da dai la da dai da da dai da da dai dai dai
…mmm periods

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